Hands-on Avocados

Rushing around Gotham in the mornings, between classes and martial arts sessions and trying to be home for a minute to do less than something, I find a produce vendor on the street – and this man, somewhere on 7th Ave in the 20s, sells the ripest avocados I can find. $1.50 a piece. I pick one up. I buy a few bananas, an apple, a Haitian mango. And a couple big navel oranges. Then I turn up the corner back to school. All the bananas are already eaten by the end of the two minute walk from the vendor to the door of the building.

Yellow peels in hand, I notice our slow-ass elevator lingering up at the seventh floor, so I just walk up to the fifth floor where I can eat and get dirty in that otherwise clinically sterilized environment. Impatient with the slow mechanical lift I rely on my own legs for the flight. I make it up to the fifth floor in no time, and barely winded.

I duck into the men’s room to wash my goodies really quickly. Others look at me curiously, but I don’t care. I haven’t eaten yet, and this morning I was working on Spring Leg No. 4 at the WuSu temple, and I only have twenty minutes during anatomy lecture break to eat all this shit. And I want that avocado the most. I need that filling fatty green fleshy goodness to lubricate and fuel my systems.

All I have is a bunch of napkins from the bathroom. How will I access the cream in this avocado with no silverware or bowl?

I look around. I retreat back into my own mind and see if there are any ingenuity neurons firing around in there. Ahah! I notice one in there, telling me to just use the tools I was born with…

So I start from the narrow top of the pear-shaped avocado with my thumb. I peel off the skin, letting my right thumb part the alligator-like covering from the fresh green flesh – and I get it all off in one piece in about 45 seconds or less.

Others be observing. I’m happy. I got green stuff on my hands and I’m biting into the creamy dreamy avocado flesh. Having consumed the meat, I suck the pit, lick some flesh off my fingers, and move on to the next fruity victim. I’m getting a good breakfast here, y’all.Whatchu care ’bout this young strange Afrikan peeling the skin off avocados like he was born with them in his lap, while y’all is eating unhealthy biscuits and sheeit?

And I eats my Haitian mango like an apple, consuming the skin and everything, and yellow mango juice going everywhere. I can get down with my fruits, and ain’t nothing anyone can do about it, son.

I thank my now advanced avocado-peeling skills to a week of practice. Everyone should try peeling avocados like that, and then just bite into the green fatty goodness like they were meant to.

Word up to my fruits and my wild raw vegans and fruitarians! We savor our healthy fruits like meatheads savor cruel artery-clogging steaks.

Advertisements

8 responses to “Hands-on Avocados

  1. Props to you. You don’t know it but brother, you inspire the hell out of me (literally). I feel this post and had steered away from avocados til 051308. Thanks bro. BTW, there are African martial traditions in addition to Capoeira like 52 blocks, (big in your town), Dambe, Laamb (Senegalese wrestling) and a host of others, trick is to find them. I’ll be back, peace.

  2. Nothing sexier than purity!

    Your description really captured the essence of eating raw foods the afrikan way.

    & am i the only one turned on by this post?! 🙂

    Spread the light

    Chants

  3. And, there’s an importance to savoring it. That’s the major difference that eating mainly fruit requires. Are we relishing it? Or, are we trying to get full? If I over-eat on fruit, it’s a disaster. My body let’s me know that if I really want to get stuffed, I might as well put some crap in my mouth. That’s when the cravings are worse actually, and I’ve actually binged after a few too many pieces of the sweet stuff. You can reduce cravings by stopping the meal when your still a little hungry. And, you can make sure you don’t overeat by monitoring your breath as you go. If you catch yourself not having taken a breath, it’s time to take one. That actually makes the meal more enjoyable too.

  4. I guess I’m a fan of the word actually. Go cali..

  5. No Ms. Fleur, you’re not.
    And, if you like what he does with his words, then
    you’d lose your senses over what else he can do with his…mind.

  6. It just hit me that I was msging with you a few months back, I got an e-mail from you after posting a reply on hiphop dharma.

    Shucks, my Brother, I was not aware this was also yours, totally forgot.

    Anyway, feeling th avocado bit there. Had the same predicament once, I ate that avocado out like a… something nice. Gotta love the looks too.

    Ever tried mango in public? Some times I even eat the peel, as I sort of like the texture. Not sure if it is toxic though, but no reaction yet. I believe it is high in fiber.

    Much peace and love, gotta go and tune the temple (going for a work out in the rain).

    Listen, could you hit me up with a “personal rap favorites” playlist of yours? Dying to know what frequencies you tune into.

    Anyway, I’ll see if I can’t find that e-mail and holla from there.

    PEACE.

    Yo ps.: Any Afrikan Sisters over there that be vegan? I been dying to know 🙂

    – Chi

  7. @ More Lyrical:
    Thanks for making me smile!
    & you made me sooo excited about what he can do with, um, his mind.

    So, awaiting more mindful, enlightening, pure=sexy posts!

  8. I know this feeling. After being raised on the hood diet, an exposed avocado, mango, coconut, or pineapple amazes me. Thanks for sharing.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s